What has happened recently?
I found out
That strange smell in my parents’ bedroom was pot
I say some nasty, kinky things about camp counselors while I’m drunk.
Bobby won’t grow up to be a rapist, as he has already tried to rape some girl at a party.
An iPod playlist won’t fix everything.
No matter how hard I try, I will never comfortably fit into size 8 shoes.
Maddie will always be stupid and superficial when it comes to guys.
Guys are stupid and superficial.
Hearing about everyone’s relationship drama pisses me off occasioinally.
I hate to admit it, but I’m probably jealous.
Paddle brushes will always mess up your hair, no matter how hard you try.
“When [insert name here] does this I feel [insert feeling].”
“When [insert event here] happens I feel [insert feeling].”
I don’t want to “feel” anything that much anymore.